Monday, January 23, 2006

NFL In Review: The Houston Texans


This one is especially for you Reese....


Ahh, yes the Houston Texans. The pitiful redheaded stepchild of the NFL. So pitiful, they even lost the game against the San Francisco 49ers, lovingly dubbed "The Reggie Bush Bowl" as the loser of the game would get the number one pick in the NFL draft. The good news is there ain't but one way to go and that's up. They have probably the toughest quarterback in the league surviving 68 sacks this season and over 70 the previous season. They have one of the best yet unknown running back and wide reciever in the league. The bad news is the offensive line is as pourous a spaghetti strainer.
What's interesting is how the coach lasted so long. Damn, how DID he get picked in the first place? He took the expansion Jacksonville Jaguars to the playoffs in their inaugural year and proceeded to run them in the toilet. GM Charley Casserly rolled the dice hoping lightning could strike twice. Nope. Not one winning season since inception. Here's what's really fun; crappy coach hire, the worst O-line in the league, and Casserly still has a job. Un-freakin' real. Casserly is a nice, lovable guy and all but please!! Fire Casserly's ass so poor David Carr can maybe extend his career by a year or two.

Good luck, Mr. Bush. You are definitely gonna need that and a case of Icy Hot from Price Club. (Note I didnt say Sam's Club....fuck Wal-Mart!!)

11 comments:

Reese The Law Girl said...

Is that a wet t-shirt?


You're nasty, BK. Parading innocent girls around on your blog like this. You should be ashamed. ;p~~~~~


[Reese walks away in disgust....Again]

;)

derek said...

I think the Texans are nastier than a woman in a wet T-Shirt...and the BROWNS LOST TO THEM!!!

David Carr spends more time on his back than (enter name of busy porn star here)...they have the first pick overall (I don't know if Texas wants another Bush) and thye have to play Jacksonville and Indy...twice...every year.

Glad I am not a Texans fan.

Brother Kojak said...

Yeah, but nasty is SOOOOOOOOOOO outstanding, wouldn't you agree, Derek? **wink**

Texans have a long way to go. If it werent for the automatic parody in the league, you could easily say that they would never get there. All is not totally lost.

WebmasterMama said...

Hahaha - innocent?? Those girls don't need to send him the photos. They do it willingly.

And what's wrong with a pair of good tits in a wet t-shirt?

derek said...

She's not nasty at all...but, in the interest of not objectifying women, it would be awesome to see her -- or their -- face(s).

Automatic parity?

Tell that to the Cardinals...

derek said...

I love women in general so breasts are good :-). Small, big...as long as they are natural.

Brother Kojak said...

Mama- Preach on girl, preach on!

derek- what is up with you and this whole natural breast kick? You an activist? How many picket signs you have? Do you go to Mardi Gras and say "Show your (real) tits!" ?

derek said...

Actually, I am an activist...

I am the president of the Cleveland State U. chapter of BISORB...Brothers In Support of Real Breasts.

Bring on the real boobies!

I would go down to NO but it's not exactly safe for brothers down there...cops are shootin'.

Bowman said...

Nice nipples..... I mean nice tits.....I mean nice horns.....ah ah I mean nice shirt =)

Brother Kojak said...

LOL!!!!

RIGHT!!!

prosine said...

Poor Cowboys!
LMAO!
You know what I mean BK!!