Friday, December 23, 2005

NFL in Review: The Detroit Lions






Good God in the Mornin'! The Detroit Lions exemplify Corporate America: blame the other guy. Matt Millen is Shit Monkey personified. He lands one of the more respected head coaches in the league and fires him even though he brought the coach in with no talent and no love from the front office. The Lions have never been a great team, but they were at least competitive. Ever since Millen's reign as General Manager the team has made one bad move after the other. Most recently being his drafting of 3 wide recievers in a row; one thinks that the Cheesecake Factory is literally that, one that has never seen a piss test that he could pass, and one that is about as durable as an old man in a whorehouse and no Viagra. On top of that, they've stuck with the same quarterback for the past 4 years and he has made no real progress. The freaky part, Detroit fans have organzied protests not only in Detroit, but damn near nationwide! Life is hard when you ain't shit...


If only the Lions looked this good...

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10 comments:

derek said...

You know the Lions are shitty when you hear chants of "Fire Millen"...at PISTONS games...and 'Sheed joins in!

Brother Kojak said...

Sheed is in on anything anarchistic, wouldn't you agree?

derek said...

That's why he's my boy. The b-boy b-baller.

derek said...

Once Wanda Sykes said that the Cincinnati Bengals were so bad that they were the worst in other sports...I think Detroit has reached that level.

WebmasterMama said...

derek: right on....

derek said...

I like 'Sheed and "Osama" Ben Wallace...actually, I like all of the Pistons whose name doesn't end in arko...but I will root for the hometown Cavs over them everytime.

Last weekend, I was proud to be from Cleveland...then the Browns beat the Ravens and I was floating...then Ohio State opened the can on Notre Dame...then Maurice Clarett tries to rob somebody...well, there goes my high.

Brother Kojak said...

Yeah because that's how y'all do. ALL banged up!!

WebmasterMama said...

derek: we have a saying in Michigan and it goes "ohhowihateohiostate" and I have the bumper sticker at my parents' house to prove it! :)

derek said...
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derek said...

webmastermama: well...OSU won their bowl game...Michigan...welll......

Oh, and who won the OSU - Michigan game...I forget...