Monday, September 18, 2006

Oh man! And so what did you miss

Sorry about the delays in blogging, but BK has been wrapped up in BK. I was telling someone the other day that I haven't blogged in a min. and she tells me "maybe its more interesting to live life than to blog about it. " Profound and shit. Here is a synopsis of what I've been focusing on, for better or worse:

1.) stroking the salami
2.) fantasy baseball
3.) fantasy football
3.) the Offspring's football season
4.) The plight of the Underscores
5.) stroking the salami
6.) injuring the salami
7.) an overall state of jackassedness

1.) We're not going to get into that one too too much. You know the email address.

2.) I got my ass kicked in fantasy baseball. I know baseball is not that popular, so I won't even go over the roster. I came in 4th place out of 8 with a score of 101-100-5. My 2 biggests mistakes: not getting Putz off of the wire, and trading Carl Crawford for Shea Hillenbrand, Kenny Rogers, and Mick Cappauano.

3.) So early and yet so far away. I'm already in 2nd to last place and that's only because the guy in last place did so poorly last week. I have the only team that hasn't scored at least 100 points per game. My premiere players, Ronnie Brown and Cadillac Williams have a combined 2 touchdowns and 85 yards. Gonna be a long season fantasy-wise.....

4.) It was bothering me that we weren't practicing and today I found out why. There seems to be a rift between our guitarist and our drummer. I don't know what it was, but what I do know is that he didn't want her in the band anymore and she said she wasn't comfortable around him. Too much drama for a non-paying gig thus far and all the while our bass player is still 3 weeks away from being homebound to India. Don't you just love happy fucken endings?

5.) and 6.) I'm not going to go too deep into this, but I can tell you that too much activity without the proper external supplements WILL lead to injury.

7.) I've been a jackass lately. In the sense that I'm not being considerate of the feelings of others. I want to blame it on stress, but I think I'm in the early stages of the Curmugeon Syndrome. I'm easily irritated and caring less and less about how abrasive I come off. I hope it's because of all the stress I'm putting myself thru. Either way, the people in my life are getting tiny pieces of hell.

What's today, Wednesday? Damn I just want to stay in the bed, chat on yahoo with some talk radio in the background. I like to have background noise when I sleep. Hmmm....Wednesday also means that its Heidi night. She has a new gig in DC that i have yet to see due to additional dumbness. I'm trying to save my pennies for a move, but I I think I need a fix. Heidi has that effect on me, like the exhale of a menthol cigarette; that slight minty burn that moves through your chest and elicits a quick feel of euphoria when completed.


SC said...

I'm not real smart, but I think something's up with your numbering system.

Also, if tooling around with the salami (independently) and fantasy sports are "living life" I think you'd be better off blogging about it. ;-)

Reese The Law Girl said...

Hooray! A new post.

Now, let's see what BK is blogging about...

Boy stuff, boy stuff, boy stuff, kid stuff, band stuff, boy stuff, boy stuff, stress stuff.

I'm still happy for an update. :)

PS: You're on yahoo? You never told me that you sneaky minx (everyone is a sneaky minx today- don't ask me why). E-mail me your yahoo ID so's we can chat. Peace!

Brother Kojak said...

SC: You're right. I was so siced about blogging I forgot about how to do my numbers. (Sorry, Ms Spreen...God rest your life) AND...there is more stuff to that, but if you want a good soap opera, turn on Univision and watch a novela. Nobody tryin' to hear about my bs.

Reese: YEAH! I blogged about silly stuff today because I was just getting warmed up. Don't worry, tomorrow I got a good one. Its in my "drafts". **sticking tongue out**

r. said...

that minty burn is tiny pieces of fiberglass ripping through your lung tissue... sweet!

derek said...

Damn...sounds like my ordeal.

Sucking at fantasy baseball (finished 6th of 12 in my league though I ignored it for the last 4 weeks) and having mixed results in fantasy football.

I am just salty that Charlie Frye played a damn fine game and one INT and a Matt "the last Brown" Stover kicked a FG to put the Ravens over the Browns.