NeighborGirl: not much
NeighborGirl: I'm a little lit, just a little
NeighborGirl: I sent you an email earlier, before I had a drink
Me: ok. let me go check it out
Me: what you drinking?
NeighborGirl: jack and DietCherryVanillaDrPepper
NeighborGirl: that's the only way diet cherry vanilla dr pepper tastes good, with jack, otherwise it's some nasty shit, but the liquor makes it tolerable and a little nifty
Me: oh! how did that taste?
Me: nifty....very good
NeighborGirl: I don't, however, feel sophisticated, I read an online study about how beverage makers are adding flavors to their soda as an attempt to market to women and their sophisticated tastes
Me: like DietCherryVanillaDrPepper?
NeighborGirl: after drinking the dietcherryvan... crap I just feel normal, and a little like Dundalk, where they need all those extra flavors to amuse themselves
NeighborGirl: so their you have it, sophistication comes out rather low-class in the end
Me: excellent break down
NeighborGirl: not bad for half lit if I do say so myself
NeighborGirl: liquor must make me a hay philosopical or something
Me: nah....I can contest to that though
So remember that crap I told you I read about the beverage companies
adding flavors that appeal to women to make them feel more
sophisticated? Today I drank a Diet Black Cherry and French Vanilla
Pepsi Jazz and it was soooo sophisticated you will never believe what
it tasted like- Pepsi and cough syrup. It was just like back in the
day when I was 15 and I'd sneak a little of my dad's whiskey in a glass
and mix it with shit trying to feel grown-up. Good old Pepsi beat me
to the punch, I never thought to mix in cough syrup with my soda and
whiskey. How's that for sophistication! I hear the Diet Strawberries
and Cream Pepsi Jazz tastes like Pepsi and Jolly Ranchers.
I'd continue this email but I have to go sit in a leather arm chair,
puff on a cuban, and drink my Pepsi and cough syrup so I can feel