Thursday, August 11, 2005

Microsoft is The Devil

Them AND the Java Virtual Machine (JVM). If you have auto updates for the JVM, delete it. I got a damn trjan virus from it. Still trying to get rid of it. As soon as I find the cure, I'll post it. So far, Symantic can only quarantine it and Stinger can't even find it. The virus took over my desktop and forwards to some bitch-ass website selling anti-spyware. Fuck that! Gimmie the damn fix! I didn't for the virus OR your sorry ass "assistance!"

Football practice was pretty good. Usually I job while the Offspring knocks kids on their asses. Way to muggy for that shit. I need to do a lite workout tomorrow though. I got Kings Dominion and the 4 Brothers movie tomorrow. Worst of all, I need to get laid! Why can't I get laid? Because I seem to have a "sports-related" injury. Seems that I was a little to aggressive with Mrs Kojak a couple weeks ago. I ended up cutting my self. I have a new camera phone and took a pic of the injury. Just scroll down:
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Now see? If you scrolled down this far, you are livin' trife! Like I'm going to post a pic of my dizzak! Be for real! Nasty trollops......hehehhe

8 comments:

neighbor girl said...

No no no man, keep the machete out of the bedroom.

r. said...

how the heck did you cut it? Rip it - yeah - I could see that... but cut it? what the heck kinda kinky shit you doin' Jak?

Brother Kojak said...

Wouldn't YOU like to know! With your phat ass-that-nobody-has-ever-seen-because-you-have-a-funky-ass-camera.

r. said...

that would be phat-ass-that-nobody-has-ever-seen-cuz-i'm-a-sick-of-dc-and-baltimore-salsa-scene-couch-potato!

Brother Kojak said...

r:
then that "phat" needs to be transposed to "fat".

Reese The Law Girl said...

Wow, interesting conversation you and R are having there.

So, you cut your dingaling? I've never heard of that before (the cutting of a dingaling). Interesting.

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