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I'm a dicotomy of self. The example of self-irony. I am wise, yet ignorant. Chivalrous yet chauvinistic. Life altering problems don't bother, but grit on me in the streets and we'll have a problem. I would be considered in the "hip" generation by most baby boomers which is somewhat accurate. I am defined by/define the hip hop culture as the culture that embraces individuals, not idioisms or set ideals. I talk A LOT....ergo the existence of my blog.
About Me
- Brother Kojak
- I don't pay the mortgage, my wife pays the mortgage. In fact she pays all the bills while I go out and buy a new car. She still drives her old car that's falling apart.
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I was in bed with a relatively new boyfriend and on top when he lets one riiiiiiip, as in the neighbors in the next apartment probably heard it. Doesn't even acknowledge it until the smell premeates the room and he lets out a little giggle. The mood was gone so I faked it a got off, only to find track marks on the sheets later. That night when I got home and showered I smelled like his fart, had to scrub down a couple times before I felt clean. I ended things with him shortly after.
I have a bunch of them unfortunately. My favorite one was when me and some friends were in the Bahamas. We were all in the lobby when me and one of the fellas went to the rest room. As soon as I got in there, I instinctive yelled "Shit! Somebody in here rockin' it!" and heard this "tee hee hee hee" coming from one of the stalls.
Once upon a time....I met a friend out of town so we could get freaky. We knew each other well, but not well enough to fart in front of each other. It was the morning of the last day of my visit and we were going at it since it would be months before we'd get to see each other again. It was going great until we decided to change positions. In the process, my behind was facing his chest and he said something REALLY funny and I laughed so hard that a "not so dainty" fart came out of me. It was VERY unlady like. We looked at each other thinking WTF?! I tried to play it off like it was no big deal, but we ended up laughing so much and so hard about the fart that we just couldn't get back in the mood. Unfortunately it was time to get packed. To this day we laugh about the time I ruined the moment.
Damn! I wish I wouldn't have missed this one! LOL!
Sorry I've been so busy BK! I would have LOVED to share one, story that is! hahahaha
ultra violet :)
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