This is a tough one, but everyone has a good cell phone story...talkin to that hot guy and suddenly the phone falls in the toilet, taking inappropriate pics and sending them to the wrong kat. You get the idea.
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Well, one night a new chat buddy called me and we began a long conversation...and his name was Jay, (but I had met 2 Jay's around the same time one from Miami the other from NY) the entire time I thought it was the one from NY and when he asked me did I remember his nick...I said confidently the Jay from NY...that was an uncomfortable 5 seconds...then we laughed about it and continued to have a nice conversation.
About 3 years ago during the holidays I would get these calls from this woman who I had no clue who she was. She called me for about 4 days straight and we would sit on the phone and talk.
I would drop hints to see if she would give up her name like "So what did your mama call you when she was mad at you?" It never worked. The answers would be arbitrary like "boy, she would call me anything but a child of God!"
Til this day I still have no idea who she was.
I was on the phone with this really freaky girl once. One thing lead to another, and we were doing the phone sex thing. it must have been good because somehow I ended up having man sauce on the insideof the phone's window. I took it to the shop to get it fixed and they asked me what it was.
"Uh....I dunno." was the best reply I could come up with.
My bf used to be famous for calling at 2 am. Knowing it was always him I'd answer the phone accordingly. Got a ring one night and I picked up with the line "god I wanna f*ck your brains out," without looking at the caller ID. Turns out it was my drunk cousin calling for a ride home. That was enough to push him over the edge and start vomiting. Thankfully cell phones have evolved with the benefits of multiple ringtones.
Ok, I don't have any "cool" stories about me and a cell. All I have is this...
My grandma calls it a "cell-o phone"... yep, I know, fuchin' hilarious!
Well, mine is similar to another one. I was supposed to be meeting someone and another person called me. I thought it was the man I was going to be meeting and started talking to him about what was going on when we met. It turned out to be the wrong man....and he didn't let me know of my mistake for a couple of minutes into the convo...I couldn't apologize enough but that put quite the crimp in the budding relationship! Should have checked the caller ID on the cell more carefully!
Has this ever happened to you:
Anon: Hey this is (beeep)
IgnantAssHillbillyChick: *click*
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