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name the 5 celebrities/atheletes who you would love to party with and why
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I'm a dicotomy of self. The example of self-irony. I am wise, yet ignorant. Chivalrous yet chauvinistic. Life altering problems don't bother, but grit on me in the streets and we'll have a problem. I would be considered in the "hip" generation by most baby boomers which is somewhat accurate. I am defined by/define the hip hop culture as the culture that embraces individuals, not idioisms or set ideals. I talk A LOT....ergo the existence of my blog.
About Me
- Brother Kojak
- I don't pay the mortgage, my wife pays the mortgage. In fact she pays all the bills while I go out and buy a new car. She still drives her old car that's falling apart.
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Oh I have a BUNCH of these!! I'll go in chronological order:
1.) There was this chic in high school who was really not attractive...poofy blond hair and fat. I brought her over my house and couple times and after the 3rd time of no action, I fired her ass.
Gauge of ugliness: When I would bring her to the apt we lived in, the maintenance guys would snicker.
2.) A trip up north. Man, the things you would do when you are pissy drunk (literally). I don't know who was worse, me for doing it to her or her doing it to a man who was pissy drunk.
gauge of ugliness: see above
The first chick who gave me head. I went with her to her prom (different school) as a favor to one of my buddies who was trying to get with her friend (hot). Next thing you know, I'm drunk and she's dunkin'. I dated her for months before my dumb ass realized that hot chicks gave head too.
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